See this picture? Notice anything, oh, disgusting about it? This was me, at work today around 2:30pm, in a meeting with a room full of people I don't know.
Awesome to realize I've been walking around all day at work with dog sh* stuck to the front of my boot and just now saw it.
The only reason I saw it AT ALL is because the guy sitting next to me at the meeting kept looking down at it. So I looked down to see what he was looking at. Mortifying!!! I had an immediate reaction- I started laughing uncontrollably like a crazy person, my face red with tears coming down and no one around me knew what was so funny.
Dog crap in two big blobs stuck to the FRONT of my boots; one of the blobs even has dog hair stuck to it. See it?
I've been a little stuffy due to allergies and now wonder if it stunk, as well. Probably better I not know.
I have no idea how this happened, but something must have happened when I took my dog out this morning while it was still dark. I just wonder how I couldn't have seen it myself ALL DAY!!!!
This is awesome. I commend you for your "laughing like a crazy person" reaction.
ReplyDeleteI was leaving one of my favorite (outdoor) restaurants a few months ago, when I looked down and noticed dog shit all over my shirt and the top part of my jeans. I could not figure out how it had gotten there, but immediately went home to take a shower. I also called the restaurant to let them know that there were possibly rogue blobs of dog shit near the table I'd sat at.
FOUR DAYS LATER I realized that I had set my purse in the dog poop. And yep, the dog poop was still crusted all over the side of my bag. I'd been walking around with it, taking it to the grocery store, to work, etc.
Can't we just staple dogs' butts shut?
Jacquie, all I can say is... Bwah hahahahahahahahahah ha ha ha!!!!!!! Oh thank you for the hard laugh. I re-read that later and laughed hard all over again.
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